James's definitions

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

Dirty leg

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

by James March 10, 2004

Wooples

A furry Creature that lives inside a bigger version called, The Mother Load

1- The Wooples are tiny creatures.

by James September 13, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.

I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.

by James February 10, 2005

DoctorEvol

Gaming god. Players pray to this god when they need someone to play with or when they need skill in their game.

DoctorEvol owns your soul!

by james March 4, 2005

ya mum

hilarious come back

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

by james January 12, 2004

Shitflick

A term used to describe a very bad movie you just shelled out $8+ to see and was severely disappointed in it. A true dud movie.

Man, Ghost Ship was a Shitflick! It shouldn't have even beem made!

by James March 29, 2003