Jake in NYC's definitions

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 7, 2005

ute

Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.

Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.

by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006

University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.

by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005

Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.

That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

sokolove

A subhuman leech who profits by trading on the misery of others. Especially with no concern for those that it is using.

That guy gets rich by using the misfortunes of those who are unable to fend for themselves. He's such a sokolove.

by Jake in NYC October 25, 2005

Open minded

An ability to not dismiss an idea with sneering contempt, simply because it does not fit within your preconceived notions.

Rather than preaching an intolerant ideal of "tolerance" you should strive to be more open minded.

by Jake in NYC May 4, 2006

Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

by Jake in NYC December 28, 2005