University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.
by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005
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sokolove

A subhuman leech who profits by trading on the misery of others. Especially with no concern for those that it is using.
That guy gets rich by using the misfortunes of those who are unable to fend for themselves. He's such a sokolove.
by Jake in NYC October 25, 2005
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Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.
That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
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ute

Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.
Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.
by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006
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boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.
Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."
by Jake in NYC December 07, 2005
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Hillary Duff

A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.
Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.
by Jake in NYC November 19, 2005
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Long Dong Silver

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005
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