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Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.
That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
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wikipedia

An online pseudo-encyclopedia that is run by a bunch of pimply-faced teenaged nerds and 40 year old obese virgins living in the mothers' basements. On this particular website, truth isn't based upon the facts but rather upon majority opinion.
Wikipedia is a steaming pile of BS, run by a bunch of lusers.
by Jake in NYC January 25, 2008
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University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.
by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005
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Hillary Duff

A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.
Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.
by Jake in NYC November 19, 2005
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El Clintono

A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.
Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?
by Jake in NYC October 26, 2005
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John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.
John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
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Long Dong Silver

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005
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