Open minded

An ability to not dismiss an idea with sneering contempt, simply because it does not fit within your preconceived notions.

Rather than preaching an intolerant ideal of "tolerance" you should strive to be more open minded.

by Jake in NYC April 24, 2006

Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.

That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

Hillary Duff

A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.

Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.

by Jake in NYC November 10, 2005

Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

by Jake in NYC December 03, 2005

wikipedia

An online pseudo-encyclopedia that is run by a bunch of pimply-faced teenaged nerds and 40 year old obese virgins living in the mothers' basements. On this particular website, truth isn't based upon the facts but rather upon majority opinion.

Wikipedia is a steaming pile of BS, run by a bunch of lusers.

by Jake in NYC January 25, 2008

El Clintono

A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.

Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?

by Jake in NYC October 26, 2005

sokolove

A subhuman leech who profits by trading on the misery of others. Especially with no concern for those that it is using.

That guy gets rich by using the misfortunes of those who are unable to fend for themselves. He's such a sokolove.

by Jake in NYC October 25, 2005