Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 03, 2004

He Ho

"he ho" is a slang word tpo describe nothing. It replaces words like "What?" or "YES!!" I can also be used with other words such as fing da ling to show disapointment

"So i just made a million bucks!"
"He ho?"
"yeah a million!"

by Jake February 02, 2005

puddy

slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!

"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"

by Jake June 29, 2004