foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

by Jake March 06, 2004

Mo

Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)

"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"

by jake February 08, 2005

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 09, 2005

drop it like it's hot

Taking a big dump; pooping

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot

by Jake January 03, 2005

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 09, 2003

beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 02, 2010