one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.
After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder
by Jake September 21, 2004
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chi cheesy

great good awesome
its from hell and wisconsin
that weed was chi cheesy
by jake April 09, 2004
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grubtastic

Used to describe a particularly good food.
My god, this oatmeal is grubtastic!
by Jake December 08, 2004
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cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
by Jake November 09, 2003
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get a pair

same as grow a pair, i.e. balls or tits
Eddie, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair to fill your nutsack.

Charlotte, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair and go titty fuck him with them.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry
i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now
by jake February 24, 2005
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affective shift hypothesis

Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.
177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.
by Jake January 17, 2004
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