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Definitions by Jake

kneeling missionary 

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.
kneeling missionary by Jake March 23, 2004
talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)

a.k.a. tits & ass
She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.
t& a by Jake March 21, 2004
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
kiss by Jake March 20, 2004

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"
"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."
well fuck me blue by Jake March 19, 2004

four finger fattie 

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
four finger fattie by Jake March 17, 2004

cranberries 

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
cranberries by Jake March 16, 2004

fuckathon 

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop
"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."
fuckathon by Jake March 15, 2004