Jake 's definitions

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

by Jake November 8, 2003

navalstench

the odor that develops from ones belly button when not cleaned properly.

by Jake November 8, 2003

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

peeshake

the last remaining stream of urine while taking a piss.

by Jake November 8, 2003

air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.

by Jake November 8, 2003