Jake 's definitions

clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

by Jake March 24, 2004

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

by Jake March 24, 2004

manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands

"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)

by Jake March 25, 2004

first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

by Jake March 25, 2004

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.

OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.

by Jake March 26, 2004