Jake 's definitions

Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 26, 2004

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

by jake August 6, 2004

Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".

Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic

by Jake February 2, 2005

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

cornhole tremor

A loud fart that gives off strong vibrations.

by Jake July 2, 2003

foggler

to micheviously ponder wrong doing, usually accompied by wiggling of the fingers.

as in " The Butt Foggler" :

The Butt Foggler foggled the butt.

by Jake October 12, 2004

Plate

A pound of marijuana.

Buyer: aye you got that?
Dealer: what you need?
Buyer: lemme get a plate

by Jake September 30, 2012