Jake 's definitions

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

zambuoni

def. - anyone with the last name buoni

jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni

by jake March 30, 2005

drop bows

To strike one with your elbows.

Derived from elbows.

We drop bows on hos!

by Jake March 28, 2005

chunk

Nickname, commonly used to describe a LARGE friend since it was made popular in the movie Goonies.

Hey Chunk (Ardi in this case), get your butt over here and stay out of my Pantry!

by Jake March 27, 2005

junior high

A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.

By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.

by Jake March 27, 2005

pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

by Jake March 27, 2005

schluter

A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.

"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"

by Jake March 25, 2005