strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

by jake May 04, 2004

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

baggin it

an action that is otherwise douche bag like; derived from the language Jag

"Travis had been baggin it all night."

by Jake February 12, 2005

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 06, 2003

bent

to have a talent for

she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair

by Jake March 06, 2004

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

Rinkyrin

An absolute remmer, created by Dave!

Rinkyrin: RINKY! (insert spasticated voice)

by Jake February 03, 2004