Jake's definitions

shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.

So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

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by Jake January 28, 2004

kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!

Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.

by Jake January 26, 2004

brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

by Jake January 21, 2004

sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

by Jake January 20, 2004

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick

One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.

by Jake January 20, 2004

ky warming

a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin

my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"

by Jake January 20, 2004