Jake's definitions

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004

triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

by jake November 30, 2003

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

Camio

A retarted teenager.

Teacher! Teacher! Whats that room for?

Well son, that rooms for Camio.

by Jake January 21, 2005

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 23, 2005

wow

wow- a signal received from what is thought to be extra terrestrial life

i just got the wow signal!!!

by Jake June 28, 2016

get a pair

same as grow a pair, i.e. balls or tits

Eddie, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair to fill your nutsack.

Charlotte, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair and go titty fuck him with them.

by Jake March 5, 2004