poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.
"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"
by Jake May 02, 2004
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yo bitches

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.
Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..
by Jake January 12, 2005
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hippy

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower
by jake January 15, 2004
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womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used
Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.
by Jake January 10, 2004
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blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it
Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?
by Jake January 12, 2004
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v265

what that new phone you got blows anus
by jake April 24, 2005
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cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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