Jake's definitions

burns

Tokes on a spliff. You usually have about 3 or 4 tokes in a set of burns before passing it on.

"Rollers 1st burns" - Whoever rolled the joint
"Charles, I do believe those are MY burns you are having" - Critch
"I'm gettin 2nd burns" - Basically anyone who has ever smoked a spliff

by Jake September 30, 2005

Rocking The Cradle

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.

Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night

by jake August 6, 2004

gibbler

(Sean Connery) The clitoral region of an elderly woman. e.g. old wrinkly folds of vaginal skin

Mrs. Ellen slipped and fell on her back, lifting her dress up and exposing her gibbler to all those at the fundraiser who cared to take a gander.

by Jake November 27, 2003

bot

someone that spends too much time with one particular thing

"That dude is a fuckin' computer bot."

by Jake January 6, 2005

Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents

Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.

by Jake May 5, 2005

Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 1, 2005

Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.

For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.

by Jake June 18, 2006