Jake's definitions

that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted

Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS

by jake April 11, 2005

troll

A person who is more or less 'fail' most or all of the time. This level of failness can likely be attributed to lack of social skills. Lesser qualities include the occasional consumption of billy goat gruffs, as well as consuming large amounts of alchohol which only increases the amount of failness which the troll distributes. One can only be as much of a troll that is warranted by the amount of failness.

Justin, you can't just ask that female if you may "grab her boobs". And quit drinking all of my beer you fucking troll.

by Jake September 22, 2006

babyboy

really cool. <3 him for life or be pwnt.

BB is the shit. Youll love him too.

by Jake December 17, 2004

magic wand

the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter.

After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.

by Jake February 26, 2004

cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).

The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).

by Jake February 23, 2004

uggs

the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:

a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10

b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10

c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5

--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!

idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.

cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut

idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.

cool person: drop dead

by jake April 1, 2005

george bush

the antichrist; visit www.bushisantichrist.com and see for yourself

"God spoke to me and told me to strike Saddam." -No, he didn't.

by Jake January 10, 2005