Jake's definitions

im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly

john sed"im high as a motherfucker"

by jake June 17, 2006

bonkie

Southern slang for ass

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

Capers

mysterious unforgetable female

gosh that capers is so fine

by Jake May 13, 2005

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004

first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

by Jake March 25, 2004

Rejeski

a lil boy who wants it in the ass but is too scared to ask for it

Shawn is such a Rejeski! Eww!

by Jake September 17, 2003