Definitions by Jake

Red Sox 

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

Red Sox by Jake February 8, 2005

fnarg 

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

fnarg by jAkE February 8, 2005

Mo 

Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)

"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"

Mo by jake February 7, 2005

hoon 

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

hoon by Jake February 7, 2005

caltrop 

1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."

caltrop by Jake February 6, 2005

orig 

for something to be original

my shoes are orig or i have orig shoes

orig by Jake February 4, 2005

maupin 

Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.

omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.

maupin by jake February 4, 2005