Jake's definitions

bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.

Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.

by Jake September 22, 2003

bzap

A sound effect

One single shot fired from the plasma pistol in halo

by Jake October 28, 2003

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

by Jake March 24, 2005

tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

by Jake September 4, 2005

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 7, 2004

foul

The filthiest of the filthy. Foul refers to the smell of a filthy bitch / slut / skank-ass slut / or filth-a-ka-bob. This is the nastiest of the nasty of reeks.

Shut your legs, you're making this room smell foul you slut!

by Jake July 6, 2004