JakE's definitions

Lauren not Loren

an awesome pimpette that can spell her name right and anyone named Loren spelt like that is a damned son of a bitch! and Hillary will kick their ass.

some girl spelt her name wrong so hillary kicked her ass

by Jake January 17, 2005

receiver

One who willingly accepts foreign objects inside ones anal orifice. Can be female, but usually is male.

A male who enjoys anal sex,(either by penis or sausage like object/s). Usually found on Saturday nights hanging around public urinals, or like unlit places.

by Jake May 13, 2005

arrow'd

To remove something entirely from the game.

I'd block the tog if my dryad wasn't arrow'd.

by jake September 6, 2007

kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.

Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko

by jake April 27, 2003

nekrolishous

an ugly gurl that could look pretty if she wanted to.....and you would do her if you got the chance

that nekromonger looks nekrolishous

by jake August 19, 2004

nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

by Jake March 23, 2004

two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004