go bag

(noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis
I keep a go bag handy, its got underwear and sox for 72 hours, a change of clothes, a sweater, gloves, all my essential medications, cash and coin, a phonecard, a flashlight and spare batteries, alkaline pack for my cellphone, photocopies of all my essential documents, a list of family phone numbers and emergency contacts, as well as water and dogfood, biscuits, her comfort toys, a blanket for her, and her meds.
by Jake January 19, 2004
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escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.
he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."
by Jake April 17, 2004
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Rinkyrin

An absolute remmer, created by Dave!
Rinkyrin: RINKY! (insert spasticated voice)
by Jake February 03, 2004
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chunk

Nickname, commonly used to describe a LARGE friend since it was made popular in the movie Goonies.
Hey Chunk (Ardi in this case), get your butt over here and stay out of my Pantry!
by Jake March 27, 2005
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well fuck me blue

by Jake March 19, 2004
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slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa
Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.
by Jake May 13, 2005
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crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
by Jake March 31, 2005
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