A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.
If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.
Extremely tight undergarment that little queers in training are forced to wear by their fag parents so that they have a high-pitched voice.
It was such a drag that my mom Bruce made me wear a nut forge every day except sunday, when I was forced to walk around with knees tied to my elbows in front of dad's "sewing" club.