Definitions by Jaffaw

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

vow of shastity by jaffaw July 16, 2009

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

touching the sides by jaffaw July 16, 2009

armitage wanks 

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

armitage wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wanks 

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

bum deal 

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

bum deal by jaffaw July 16, 2009

oral orifice 

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

oral orifice by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wanks for the mammaries 

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

wanks for the mammaries by jaffaw July 16, 2009