112 definitions by Jaffaw

whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops

i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover

by Jaffaw July 18, 2009

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call

girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

Bugger this

a throw the towel in phrase,

Bugger this, i'm off to the pub

by Jaffaw July 15, 2009

beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

by Jaffaw July 19, 2009

Gays the Word

a gay version of the grease song

We start believing now that we can be what we are

Gays the word, the word

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009