Paying Away

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

bum deal

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009