Definitions by Jaffaw

batting a dry one 

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

batting a dry one by jaffaw July 16, 2009

thanks for the mammaries 

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

thanks for the mammaries by jaffaw July 16, 2009

more bang for your bucks

describes something better for the same price

if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks

more bang for your bucks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

slum dogging 

going dogging in a really rough part of town

did you hear jeff went slum dogging last night,

where
by a service station in the upper west side,

oh skanky

slum dogging by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shitting down 

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

shitting down by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Brain says no but your nuts say go 

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

Brain says no but your nuts say go by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Hashback 

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

Hashback by jaffaw July 15, 2009