Jaffaw's definitions

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

beer rush

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash

A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wanks

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

by jaffaw July 16, 2009