Jaffaw's definitions

Brownshites

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites

all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Vinegars

to go on ones vinegars means going for some me time with a definate orgasmic outcum

I can't come out tonight i'm on my vinegars.

I was being friendly with my partner and just as was coming into the final vinegars I....

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Fellowatio

when a gentleman gives you a blow

for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, why doesn't he get on his hands and knees and give me jolly good fellowatio.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

White rash

I rash you get off the stubble of someone who hasn't shaved for a few days as their a bit grubbly

i got white rash off this trailer park dude

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Internet Legend

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.

I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them

by jaffaw July 14, 2009