Jaffaw's definitions

more bang for your bucks

describes something better for the same price

if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Decumission

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hotfoxing

the art and endeavour of chasing hot foxes

are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

celebshitty

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous

that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009