Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear
What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear
by jaffaw February 25, 2012
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Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.
Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.
by jaffaw January 24, 2010
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lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian
I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
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Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.
My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it
are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Brownshites

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites
all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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