Jaffaw's definitions

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hashback

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

arse over elbows

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009