112 definitions by Jaffaw

beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by Jaffaw July 19, 2009

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by Jaffaw February 12, 2010

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by Jaffaw January 10, 2010

Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops

i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover

by Jaffaw July 18, 2009

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009