Jaffaw's definitions

White rash

I rash you get off the stubble of someone who hasn't shaved for a few days as their a bit grubbly

i got white rash off this trailer park dude

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Fellowatio

when a gentleman gives you a blow

for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, why doesn't he get on his hands and knees and give me jolly good fellowatio.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call

girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010