Jaffaw's definitions

Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it

are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Kababalaah

A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion

Kababalaah is such a crock,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

kamikarzai

When you must get to the toilet at all costs and very likely once you get there, therr will be an explosion of some sorts

I need to go now, this is a kamikarzai mission and I may not come back

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Fashionist

A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.

I see your shoes man,

yeah,

do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009