Jaffaw's definitions

Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey

Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.

by jaffaw December 28, 2009

it's your duty to shake your booty

a call to arms in reference to booty shaking

girl, it's your duty to shake your booty, shake your booty

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

thanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wanks

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009