lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

No hoe zone

when the area described has no hoes in it

why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009