Jaffaw's definitions

it's your duty to shake your booty

a call to arms in reference to booty shaking

girl, it's your duty to shake your booty, shake your booty

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 26, 2009

Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009