Fellowatio

when a gentleman gives you a blow

for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, why doesn't he get on his hands and knees and give me jolly good fellowatio.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wanks

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

more bang for your bucks

describes something better for the same price

if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Bugger this

a throw the towel in phrase,

Bugger this, i'm off to the pub

by jaffaw July 15, 2009