112 definitions by Jaffaw

slum dogging

going dogging in a really rough part of town

did you hear jeff went slum dogging last night,

where
by a service station in the upper west side,

oh skanky

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

Cuntextualise

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

White rash

I rash you get off the stubble of someone who hasn't shaved for a few days as their a bit grubbly

i got white rash off this trailer park dude

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

Gashhash

a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash

this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

Paying Away

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009