Jacon (jay-son)'s definitions

cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

cha-cha

slang for the female sexual organ, i.e., the vagina

Jack rammed his prick in and out of Sally's cha-cha.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

&

Ampersand: a stylized, contractual form of the Latin word "et". Many people incorrectly substitute this symbol for the English word and. Although the Latin word "et" does mean "and", it is improper to substitute "&" for "and". Bad, bad grammar.

In combination with the Roman charater 'c', i.e., "&c." it means et cetera, (etc.).

I went shopping, to the bookstore, &c.

by Jacon (jay-son) September 12, 2003

oompa-loompa's wiener

Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor.

I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener

by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

dugout

A small wooden container two chambers, for a marijuana pipe, (bat), and weed stash. Preferred by mature, discriminating potheads.

I carry my weed in a teak dugout

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

Red Rocket

the act of masturbating a canine specifically, or masturbating in general

Marcus played red rocket with the pooch 'til it came.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

whoopie

Alt spelling for whoopee. It means fucking.

Matt and John made whoopie all night

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003