Jacomba's definitions

ta shit

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

jurbala

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

dangler

When you go poopies and theres that one piece left hangin'on.

I wanted to wipe, but I had to scooch my butt around cuz I had a dangler.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004