Jacob's definitions

taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

by Jacob January 27, 2005

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003

Green day

Was an alright band untill American Idiot came out. Now they are the most overy hyped and overrated band in America. 99% of people that listen to them didn't even knew they existed untill American Idiot came out.

Green Day is no longer cool because of people that like them and either don't listen to anyother band or listen to crapy bands like Good Charlotte and avril lavinge.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 2, 2005

morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 6, 2005

glassy

A term often used by surfers to describe the water condition when it has no chop. When the ocean is smooth.

Dude, the surf was overhead and glassy! It was so sweet!

by Jacob February 19, 2005