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Definitions by Jacob

cowfucker 

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
cowfucker by jacob June 22, 2004
same concept as "pwned."
reall meaning: "omgz"
other way of saying it: "pmg!"
or "pmg!!!1111111"
me: "pmgz! i just killed someone on accident!"
loser: "what does 'pmgz' mean?"
me: "losah."
pmgz by Jacob June 17, 2004
The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.
Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing
chunder by Jacob June 7, 2004
A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
Gaffled by Jacob June 7, 2004

Kazaa bitch 

Just as it says, a Kazaa Bitch is someone who downloads way too much from Kazaa. Can also be used for Alltheweb.com (Alltheweb bitch) and various other downloading means.
hey im downloading music cuz im a cheap ass white boi who wants to get slapped with a law suit
Kazaa bitch by Jacob May 21, 2004
blah: nothing much going on, boring, stagnant, dull, indecisive
bla by Jacob May 20, 2004

Lincoln Continental 

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.
"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"