Definitions by Jackie && Shelly

The Mississippi River 

When a female/male chunks the duece in a southerner's mouth.

Jackie: " Guess what? "
Southerner: " What? "
Jackie: " I'm going to give you the Mississippi River. "

The Mississippi River by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008

The Jewish Rafiel 

When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.

" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "

The Jewish Rafiel by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008

Lumpkin

When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.

" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "

Lumpkin by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

The Moses 

When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.

" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "

The Moses by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

Banana Phone 

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.

Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "

Banana Phone by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

The Earthquake by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006