Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Pizza With Green Olives

a term used for a sidepiece, or a sidechick, because a pizza with green olives is nobody's first choice, unless if you're a psychopath or a homosexual, but it's there if you want it.

Frank: "Rhonda. You're my Pizza With Green Olives."

Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).

"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Jacking Your Stack

a simple expression to say your are, of course, masturbating.

"Are y-you Jacking Your Stack?"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Clocking Out

exiting the penis out of the vagina after ejaculating in it.

"Now I am clocking out!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023