Definitions by JackMasterBater

Shocked Cock 

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

Shocked Cock by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Blocked Cock 

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

Blocked Cock by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Rocked Cock 

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

Rocked Cock by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra 

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Wet Willying 

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

Wet Willying by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Brain Blast 

having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing

"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."

Brain Blast by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Bill Clintoning It 

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

Bill Clintoning It by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023