Jack Goff's definitions

hit The Wall

The point at which a girl that used to be hot, is no longer hot. This is typically due to advancing age.

Heather Locklear has finally hit the wall. She must be over 40 now.

by Jack Goff June 11, 2006

Growl

San Diego/West Coast slang for Methamphetamine.

Lets go score some growl and we'll stay up and drive straight through to Frisco.

by Jack Goff June 11, 2006

gooned out

High on Crystal Meth.

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out

by Jack Goff May 11, 2006

wad gobbler

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.

I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.

by Jack Goff September 9, 2006

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

drilled mud

When you tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants.

Dude, I just tried to fart but drilled mud instead.

by Jack Goff October 8, 2006

Bum Bait

An old couch or mattress left in an alley or vacant lot. These things attract bums like flies. The cops know that they can usually find bums there arrest them for warrants, vagrancy etc

Todd: Can you help me move my old couch into the alley for the trash truck to pick it up?

Charlie: You don't want to lay out bum bait do you? You'll have some hobo or junkie sleeping on it by the morning.

by Jack Goff June 6, 2007