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the Fonz 


one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'

oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!
the Fonz by jack June 19, 2003
Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.

"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
Europe by jack June 19, 2003
Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.
"I blove you, homie."
blove by Jack June 17, 2003
Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.
Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.
Esus by Jack June 17, 2003
An exceptionally attractive foreign female.
Damn, look at that Lola, homie. She fine.
Lola by Jack June 17, 2003
another way to say hello in the eyes of me!
bonjour lepotwa
lepotwa by jack June 6, 2003

sweetish-pancake 

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.
After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake
sweetish-pancake by Jack June 4, 2003