Jack's definitions

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

by jack July 24, 2003

zypher hand

When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke.

I gave my friend a zypher hand and he nearly puked

by Jack July 20, 2004

Clearly Diluted

A freak who hangs around AXA, lurking, stalking, it's just over all freaky.

Man, that's so Cleary Diluted.

by Jack April 10, 2003

mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.

I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.

by Jack February 26, 2005

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

See AOL

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 6, 2004

moonsault

A pro wrestling move that entails a 270-degree backflip, with the performer beginning in an upright position and landing on his stomach, preferably on top of an opponent.

Moonsaults are often done from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring

Example? I don't need no stinking example

by jack May 19, 2004

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004