Jack's definitions

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

420

ninja's who smoke weed.

by jack September 18, 2003

joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.

Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.

by Jack April 11, 2005