meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 29, 2003

dirtsky

a dirtsky is anyone who looks or appears dirty in any way shape or form

That kid's such a dirtsky.

by Jack April 29, 2003

FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!

FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-

by jack July 20, 2003

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

sexmachine

seX4 m4ch1n3

yes Vuong is so hot and cool and Leo sux and Henry kills little girls

by jack September 08, 2003

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

philsquid

a homosexual schoolkid who is the passive partener in a relationship (the bitch)

kevin is such a philsquid

by jack February 27, 2004