Jacaranda's definitions

Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.

Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.

by Jacaranda July 28, 2019

Dreamspell

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?

Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

by Jacaranda December 6, 2006

Indigo Child

Screaming feral kid with nappy hair and no respect for their parents.

They think their kid is an Indigo Child but I think he's little snot-nosed brat.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

backal

Of, or relating to, the back. Most commonly used as a reference to the presence of hair on the back. As in, "backal hair"

Eww look at all that backal hair on that dude.

by Jacaranda February 26, 2008

fe

A conjunction word used in Jamaican slang often in the place of "of"

Me say mon, I and I tired fe smoke weed in da bush. Legalize it.

by Jacaranda February 18, 2007

Pibble

The name Pibble is what Furmoms use to refer to the Pit Bull dog breed. They prefer not to use the name Pit Bull because they feel it has undeserved negative connotations, and they crusade against persecution of the breed.

Their hope is that the word "Pibble" paints a gentler, kinder picture of the Pit Bull breed, even though hard evidence shows that the breed is responsible for 70% of dog attacks and maulings.

My Pibble is a doll, look at that sweet face. She hasn't mauled a baby in over a year.

by Jacaranda March 12, 2021