ralsty

Really fucking nasty. That's all there is to say about that.
My dog ate some onions and now she's got some ralsty farts.
by Jacaranda September 22, 2023
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Leab

(v.) To leave. But more specifically, to leave abruptly in a childish huff - often accompanied by a self-indulgent speech about how everyone around the "leaber" made them do it.
Chad told them they weren't worth his time anymore and that he was going to leab the group.
by Jacaranda March 22, 2019
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Mushary

Mushary - also known as bush-riding - is the act of intentionally jumping into a bush or shrubbery - preferably head-first, and typically whilst wearing a boiler suit.

This is done for the purpose of eliciting laughs or causing a scene and is widely documented and distributed on YouTube.

The word itself is a portmanteau of "Bush", "Shrubbery" and "Manchuria" - the site of a war in which soldiers were known to jump with abandon into trenches so as to escape gunfire.
Mushary is of course a much more frivolous past time.

A particularly successful act of Mushary will result in the sight of a rigid body sticking halfway out of a thick hedge, feet pointing towards the sky. The absurdity is the point.

Some enthusiasts might claim that it is a form of anti-capitalist, anti-authoritarian protest, but there is no such formal organization.
Grab your camera and put on a boiler suit - we're going out for some good 'ol Mushary.
by Jacaranda May 22, 2022
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Gakking

Gakking is the act of getting laid out in a druggy haze. Typically from opioids, tranquilizers, or benzos.

You can Gak, get Gakked, Gak Out... but in any case, you are Gakking.
No, I wasn't sleeping, I was just gakking on some Xanax
by Jacaranda March 26, 2020
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stone cold nuts

The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.

Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.
When I picked up that 4 of a kind, I knew I had the stone cold nuts, so I moved all-in on him.
by Jacaranda April 30, 2007
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moldy

Adj. Describes anything that is old, out of style or has fallen out of favor.
Classic rock is so moldy... why do people still listen to it?
by Jacaranda May 19, 2007
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French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.
Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.
by Jacaranda November 07, 2021
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