Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.
Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!
by Jacaranda January 06, 2022
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Pibble

The name Pibble is what Furmoms use to refer to the Pit Bull dog breed. They prefer not to use the name Pit Bull because they feel it has undeserved negative connotations, and they crusade against persecution of the breed.

Their hope is that the word "Pibble" paints a gentler, kinder picture of the Pit Bull breed, even though hard evidence shows that the breed is responsible for 70% of dog attacks and maulings.
My Pibble is a doll, look at that sweet face. She hasn't mauled a baby in over a year.
by Jacaranda March 13, 2021
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Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.
You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.
by Jacaranda May 03, 2007
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Gakking

Gakking is the act of getting laid out in a druggy haze. Typically from opioids, tranquilizers, or benzos.

You can Gak, get Gakked, Gak Out... but in any case, you are Gakking.
No, I wasn't sleeping, I was just gakking on some Xanax
by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
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Cannabis

The point of this entry should really be this: That the word "Cannabis" is not slang at all. Instead it is the accepted botanical Genus name for the plant we know by so many other slang and colloquial terms: Hemp, Pot, Marijuana, Ganja, Weed, etc. etc. (Cannabis sps. sativa, indica, and ruderalis.)
Let the word Cannabis remind us that this indigenous herb, which the self-destructive dominator culture feels it needs to persecute so much, is in fact one of the many gifts from the abundant Earth... as natural as the clouds, the rain, the corn in the fields and all the many fruits of our gracious intelligent, and loving planet, Gaia.
Show your support: Give a thumbs up and let the readers know that you feel the same way. Let's make this entry a social and political statement. =)
These here fields were planted with Cannabis during the Second World War to provide cheap, sustainable fiber.
by Jacaranda April 07, 2006
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SWF seeks SWM I am curvy in all the right places. I'm 5'4" and 275 lbs.
by Jacaranda October 29, 2009
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spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.
by Jacaranda May 13, 2008
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