300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds
well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night
by Jay May 10, 2003
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jens

Jens a person of German origin which likes to spend his time smokin pot and doin fuck all
Jens get ur bitch ass up and roll another fatti
by JaY June 10, 2004
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Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.
Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis
by Jay December 02, 2003
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Nubbin

by jay June 30, 2003
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fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!
steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs
by jay January 08, 2004
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[d-_-b]

"Hey d-_-b"
"holy crap, that guy looks like d-_-b"
by Jay May 06, 2005
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ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong
damn, that man is ripped like jesus
by jay April 19, 2003
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