get paid

An urban neologism referring to obtaining cash through other than commonly respectable means; such as by pawning items, selling stolen items, or illegal activity. Generally not in reference to gainful employment.
Punko 1: Yo, i jacked this car stero from a Hundai last night.

Punko 2: Straigt up! Watcha gon do wit it?

Punko 1: Watcha think? I'm gonna to pawn it and get paid.
by jay October 09, 2004
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swizz

A.K.A. swiee, O.C. it is oxycontin.
we pickin up some SWIZZ this weekend?
by jay May 27, 2004
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ca-ca

1. A hispanic term meaning shit.

2. Used mainly by hispanic parents as a way to deter young children from touching things.
1. Damn that smells like ca-ca.

2. Ca-ca, don't touch that!
by Jay August 09, 2004
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stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
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by Jay January 21, 2004
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nargis

Nargis - The fountain girl that'll sqirt and peel pain off the walls....
by Jay August 21, 2003
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
by Jay August 21, 2004
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baishi

1. One who has eyes which closely resemble a pair of vaginas.
2. A vagina that closely resembles Baishi's eyes.
I was under the stands at the football game and she wasn't wearing any panties and I saw her baishi!!
by Jay October 30, 2003
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