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Definitions by JaY

S.A.R.S. 

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines
1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.
S.A.R.S. by jay August 18, 2003

cool points 

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)
ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.
cool points by jay August 18, 2003
Puff Puff Pass
PPP by Jay August 11, 2003
Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).
I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.
teh by Jay August 9, 2003
A military person who leads people into battle with victory.
The commander was being a true vega in battle
Vega by Jay August 5, 2003

Turtlehead Poke 

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
Turtlehead Poke by Jay August 4, 2003

Hamburger 

when u put yr dick between yr balls and turn it sideways so it resembles a hamburger.
goods make an awesome hamburger
Hamburger by jay August 3, 2003