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fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
by jay January 7, 2004
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hooky

polite way of saying the f word, means the same thing just not as offensive
Alright, who went and hookied with my stuff.
by jay March 4, 2005
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stem

the dick, not including the head.
when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.
by Jay May 29, 2003
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schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.
Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.
by Jay June 26, 2004
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smoove

cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.
That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!
by Jay December 2, 2003
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raw hide

tight, a really cool thing or place.
That Shady shirt is so RAW HIDE!
by Jay May 17, 2004
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inland empire

A region which contains cities from the San Bernardino and Riverside Counties.

Also known as the I.E
The Inland Empire is between L.A. County and San Bernardino County.
by Jay March 7, 2005
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