Hete

Derived from "HETEro to the minus one", meaning the inverse of heterosexual, thus homosexual.

Rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.

by Jason October 06, 2003

break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003

Buck Naked

what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)

Buck Naked!

by Jason June 30, 2004

Stifler

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.

"I am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion" - American Wedding (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

wifebeater

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.

Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!

by Jason August 14, 2002

tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003

take it easy

Don't hurry, proceed at a comfortable pace, relax.

Take it easy, we don't have to be there until noon.
James decided to take it easy this weekend and put off working on the house.

by Jason June 19, 2006