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Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.
For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period
She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.
Why is Furby eating a paper towel?
by Jake December 9, 2003
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beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 1, 2010
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MujaPandaMan

Muja comes from the Panda word meaning "Stick your slong in my bong" It is used only by the 6'5" white kid leaving in Michigan and stands for "I wanna bang your bong with my slong"
"Gurl did you see the MujaPandaMan?"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"
by jake May 13, 2005
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Total Request Live

by Jake February 26, 2003
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horn dog

by Jake February 28, 2004
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