loosely used term for store-bought bagged bread bought in New Jersey...a term primarily used by Ex-New Jersey Net's Dancers
"Litte Ree Ree...here two dollas .....go down da street fo'
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"
by Jake August 07, 2003
Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.
by Jake September 08, 2004
by Jake September 22, 2003
When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
by Jake March 15, 2005
by Jake February 08, 2005
by Jake September 17, 2003
the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
by jake April 02, 2005