JaKe's definitions

Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

by Jake February 8, 2005

triple triple

a coffee ordered with 3 each of cream (or milk) and sugar

yeah, gimme a large triple triple

by Jake March 5, 2004

cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry

i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now

by jake February 23, 2005

anwr

Newly opened republican playground.

"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."

by Jake March 31, 2005

cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.

I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Little Bunny Foofoo

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.

Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.

by Jake June 30, 2004

pannis

(noun)a hanging pouch on a woman's abdomen.This occurs above the navel & below the breasts.Usually in the period following childbirth. Do not confuse with the erotic belly bulge

She's had 3 kids, its no wonder that she wears large shirts, hanging out, to hide her pannis

by Jake January 19, 2004