dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 01, 2004

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

scuggan

a fairy discription of not very nice person. bacically, can be used as an insult.

wee scuggan- a small scuggan (note:person doesnt actually have to be small...)
achh... ya wee scugann- (word used in sentance)

by jack May 21, 2004

peepoo

if u have to ask what a peepoo is ull never really understand. but its kinda like a fag or whatever u want it to be

Sometimes he's a real peepoo.

God dammit that kid is bein a peepoo.

by jack October 25, 2004

seinfield

(n): The Best Show in the entire history of TV, Clever, Funny, Amusing Etc...

The Best show in the worls is SEINFIELD dont you think so?

by Jack January 14, 2004