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faggot

That guy standing a little too close behind you in the supermarket queue.
Hey faggot, stop rubbing your willy against my trousers.
by JZ783 March 8, 2016
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nasshole

A term combining "NASA" and "asshole." It is used by some flat-earthers to insult NASA and people who know that the pictures obtained from NASA of space (particularly, of our round earth) are authentic.

Since these pictures directly contradict their "theory," flat-earthers outright deny their validity, and go on to claim that NASA is a deceitful, malicious tool of the Illuminati government to control the sheep masses.
Flat-brainer: "You globers have no evidence that the earth is round."
Intelligent person: "Um, yes we do. Like, fucking PHOTOS taken by satellites."
Flat-brainer: "Moronic sheep. You'll believe anything those nassholes show you."
Intelligent person: "I'm done with you. Seek help now for your paranoid delusions."
Flat-brainer: "Bye nasshole."
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
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wally

Another word for penis. Used in certain dialects, or otherwise as a socially acceptable/quircky way to refer to a man's dick.
Ben, can you please remove your wally from my mouth. We're about to sing happy birthday to little Melissa.
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
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cocksock

A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.
Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
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normie

A term used by the Asperger community (aspies) for non-aspies.

Normies are socially-ept, neurotypical members of society. They don't have an autism-spectrum disorder, and don't suffer from problems with social interaction, nonverbal communication or repetitive interests and behaviours.

Used a lot on Asperger forums, often in the context of relationships between an aspie and a normie.
My normie boyfriend just doesn't understand.

I met a cute normie girl today, but I don't think it could work between us.
by JZ783 January 23, 2017
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ANC

The ruling political party of South Africa.

Founded on principles of equality and liberation, the regime drifted into terrorism for a number of years before democracy was achieved in the '90s.

Shown to be increasingly corrupt and incompetent. Under the party's rule education, the health system, national infrastructure, the economy, the police, employment, etc have all gone down the toilet. It is well-known that the party is run in the shadows by the rich Gupta family. President Jacob Zuma, the party's current leader, has faced multiple charges of corruption, rape, racketeering, etc.
The ANC are experts at self-enrichment at the expense of the people.

I don't think there's a single moral fibre within the ANC.

ANC = African National Circus, African National Clowns, cANCer
by JZ783 February 4, 2017
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Drive-by pornstar

Hot young thots who shoot porn for a few months and then suddenly stop for unknown reasons.

Often they will delete/abandon their social media and seemingly vanish off the face of the earth.
Me: what happened to <insert thot>? No new scenes for months already and her twitter is gone.
Bro: just another drive-by pornstar, dude.
Me: damn, she was so hot...
by JZ783 October 28, 2018
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