shag band

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss
Im drunk on a friday nite and a girl brakes my *black Shag Band* (thats the shaggin 1 black* so i shag em that nite (hypothetically) please post the meanings of otha colours
by Junior September 22, 2003
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boob

(noun) (1) a goof, a jerk-off, an idiot
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.

circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
On our first date, I didn't touch her. On our second date, I got to first base, I touched her boob. Next date, she met me naked at her front door and we fucked.
by Junior January 08, 2004
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bratwurst

A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 05, 2004
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Chamillionaire

Tha realist rapper out here holdin it down for TEXAS. Can't no muthafucker touch him.
by Junior August 22, 2004
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large breasted

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.
by Junior January 05, 2004
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bwerp

A non malignant lump/growth of flesh, usually found on the face.
by junior December 09, 2004
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butt welder

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.
by junior September 08, 2003
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