45 definitions by JUAN

Bodyhair located beneath the balls and before the ass crack.
"Dude, I was trimming my rifkin and accidentally cut my sac."
by JUAN February 18, 2005
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last night me and this hoe jugged and i nutted on her back
by JUAN May 6, 2003
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someone who can't open their eyes when they smile
Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.
by JUAN February 5, 2004
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1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.

2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.
by JUAN September 29, 2003
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v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.
'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
by JUAN December 4, 2004
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A smart girl. A thug or a gangster chick.
Hey chim
by JUAN November 23, 2003
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A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.
Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?
by JUAN June 18, 2006
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