JOhn's definitions

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

rub a dub dub

a massive orge in ur bathtud when u cant tell if ur doing a guy or girl

i dont no

by john December 6, 2003

electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

by john December 6, 2003

f bomb

f bomb refers to the strongest weapon in one's verbal arsenal. in a time when words like 'bitch' and 'ass' have lost their shock value in pop culture, the word 'fuck' is still like dropping a bomb in polite conversation.

in junior high, my teacher called my parents because i dropped the f bomb in art class.

by John December 6, 2003

mods4less

People who send you a broken product nearly a month after being charged for it and comlaining to get it sent.

I just ordered an antique vase but Im afraid because mods4less packed it.

by John December 7, 2003

oh, well

'oh, well' is an interjection that means 'i could not care less.'

i spent my girlfriend's birthday money at the strip club. oh, well. she's maxed out my texaco card!

by John December 7, 2003

chocolate city

chocolate city is a large city that has a predominantly black (african-american) population. georgians commonly refer to atlanta as 'chocolate city' because of white flight to the suburbs and the influx of minorities since the 1960s and 1970s. chocolate city also refers to the fact that most positions of power (mayor, police chief, etc.) are held by blacks.

even though i live in macon, i sometimes go to the chocolate city for fun. i can see a bulls game or go to the club.

by John December 7, 2003