JOe's definitions

choke

The act of coming up short of the set goal.
ex: The Philadelphia Eagles(see also cocksuckers)

'01-'05 Philthydelphia Eagles

by joe January 21, 2005

b-girl

hip hop head in female version.

real b-girls are very rare

by JoE November 13, 2004

Yellow Tail

1 a beautiful woman of asian descent

2 a woman of asian descent appearing to have a hip measurement more than one standard deviation greater than that of the average asian woman's (30")

Lets go to Flushing and check out some Yellow Tail.

by joe November 5, 2004

zelda

Best game series ever!

I just beat zelda the wind waker yesterday.

by joe April 16, 2003

walked on

What happens when you try and front on 240 HB, and race him.

civic 1: why do you look so shocked?
civic 2: because i tried to race this busted-looking blue nissan pick-up with this crazy driver, and he walked on my sorry ass.
civic 1: damn, i better watch out for him.

by joe January 14, 2004

Naughlk

Naughlk
adj. Naughlker
noun. Naughlker-bib

1- Verbal reaction to an unpredictable, unfavorable, or ironic event.

2- An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for it's unfavorable results.

3- A title given to something or someone with behavoir that is consistently contradictory, akward, and unproductive.

1- When Peter stubbed his toe while stepping into the truck, he said Naughlk.

2- "You stubbed your toe? How Naughlker."

3- That guy is always dopping things and stubbing his toe. He's a naughlker-bib.

by Joe March 4, 2004

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?

by Joe April 7, 2003